All In Energy Drinks: A Lesson In Vial Marketing

The energy fiend is a unique breed of human, both daring and knowledgeable. Unphased by ONLY 300 milligrams of caffeine and unimpressed by a majority of marketing cons, these wired elite aren’t easily amused. Yet companies still choose to half-ass products, adding meaningless hype and otherwise worthless mottoes in hopes of being …

Mad Croc Energy Drink

I recently had a reptilian encounter with a little energy drink called Mad Croc, well sort of anyway.

I stumbled across this drink at a local supermarket in Maryland while looking for some different energy drinks to review.

The can did peak my interest because of the big red crocodile on it and …

Citrus Crunk!!! Energy Drink

“The energy drink market is a tough place to try to thrive in. It’s fast paced, cut-throat, flashy, and some might even consider it an art. So much goes into the presentation that companies scramble to put together the right ingredients, never-mind the ghastly slogans they throw together last second. Joining …

Redline Mandarin Orange and Peach Mango

Everyone who has ventured into the energy drink market in the last 2+ years has undoubtedly had a run-in with the original “super” energy drink. With its striking blue bottle, solid white cap, and aggressive red text this drink definitely garners attention everywhere it shows.

Have you guessed what it is yet? …

Lost Five-O Energy + Juice

Lost Five-O Energy + Juice has been on the market for a little while, but after 30 hours of flying and sitting in airports coming back to east coast USA from New Zealand, I needed some serious jet lag medication.

I dragged myself up to the local 7-Eleven with a list …